Jokes tagged as Bar

Twelve Inch Pianist

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...

12 Shots

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The barte...

Got Any Grapes?

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that...

Sandwich

A man walks into a bar with a sandwich on his shoulder.
The bartender turns, looks at him and says...

The Hamster Show

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him someth...

Ice Cube

Two men were sitting at a bar and staring into their drinks. One guy got a curious look on his face...

Bar joke

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory...

Because I'm Drunk

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to...

Fall-Down Drunk

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat...

Tell me the Name

After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and a...

Drinking Buddies

There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particul...

Such a Proposition

The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "P...

Martooni

A lady walks into a bar and says,
"Barkeep, gimme a martooni." The bartender goes back and fixes h...

Sipping Vodka

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.


After mass he ...

Beer Contains Female Hormones

Beer Contains Female Hormones:

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains
small traces of ...

Who is Drunk?????

The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every sub...

Two Irish Men in A bar

There were two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting thin...

drunk guy and the nun

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When ...

me drunk?

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...

high tech

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand...