Jokes tagged as Bar

Two friends were out drinking...

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt...

3 Shots of Whiskey

A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued...

A Wish Comes True

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their o...

BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you ano...

Two pieces of string walk into a bar...

Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bar and says, "Barkeep! Give me ...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Sign seen in a bar:

"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

An arm-less man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.

He ordered a drink an...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appear...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking f...

Cowboy jokes

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey....

Marriage jokes

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wiv...

Weather jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The ...

Three Republicans walk into a bar...

Three Republicans walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."

Th...

A man walks into a pub...

A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,"cor! I've just had my first bl...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ba...