Jokes tagged as Aviation

Instrument flying guide for animal lovers

Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For r...

35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet...

35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet heading over the Pacific Ocean. Suddenly, a ...

A Microsoft Tale

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all o...

Polish Plane Landing

Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before...

A-fishin' We Will Go...

Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft from...

Smooth Flying

Taxing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Afte...

Aviation jokes

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Afte...

Journalist jokes

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at t...

Aviation jokes

An employee of US Air with the last name of Gay boarded a US Air flight with a free travel voucher. ...

Aviation jokes

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last...

Aviation jokes

The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to...

Aviation jokes

Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345,...

Aviation jokes

Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck.

Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck....

Aviation jokes

Tower: What's your height and position?

Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left....

Aviation jokes

Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, ...

Aviation jokes

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. ...

Aviation jokes

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenger...

Aviation jokes

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere ...

Aviation jokes

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. ...

Aviation jokes

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During...