Jokes tagged as Aviation

The FAA Inspection

With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to che...

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?

It opens on impact....

Idiot Sightings!

Idiot Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, ...

A-fishin' We Will Go...

Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft from...

The Stub

An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta. As he approached the open do...

Aviation jokes

Tower: What's your height and position?

Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left....

Aviation jokes

Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago?

Pilot: Negativ...

Aviation jokes

It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home....

Aviation jokes

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. ...

Aviation jokes

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During...

Blonde jokes

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket...

Children jokes

A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one...

Dirty jokes

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.

It's called Genitalia....

Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper airplane o...

Ethnic jokes

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A: A refund....

King Kong jokes

What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord....

King Kong jokes

What is big hairy and can fly?

King Kongcorde !...

Military jokes

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

A: You only have to teac...

How is a woman like an airplane?

How is a woman like an airplane?

Both have cockpits....

Results of damage testing

It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength o...