Jokes tagged as Aviation

Shortage of parachutes

A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down ...

The FAA Inspection

With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to che...

35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet...

35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet heading over the Pacific Ocean. Suddenly, a ...

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?

It opens on impact....

Blonde on Flight

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class se...

Polish Plane Landing

Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before...

Polish Parachute Lessons

A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor to...

High On a Plane

A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y. The k...

A-fishin' We Will Go...

Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft from...

Smooth Flying

Taxing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Afte...

Aviation jokes

An employee of US Air with the last name of Gay boarded a US Air flight with a free travel voucher. ...

Aviation jokes

Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345,...

Aviation jokes

Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?

Pilot: Yes.

Tower: Yes what??

Pilot: Yes, SIR!...

Aviation jokes

Tower: What's your height and position?

Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left....

Aviation jokes

Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago?

Pilot: Negativ...

Aviation jokes

Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, ...

Aviation jokes

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. ...

Aviation jokes

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenger...

Aviation jokes

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere ...

Aviation jokes

It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home....