Jokes tagged as Automotive

Cajun Pregnancy

Way down in Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. ...

A lawyer was driving his big BMW...

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW...

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when...

Driving home very drunk

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a sta...

Explaining his claim

A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighti...

Mileage

A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, sh...

Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...

The Smashed Kitty!

Seems a guy was driving for hours through desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he...

The traffic ticket.

A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew ...

Bashing Blondes...part 3!

Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q...

Carpooling

For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our child...

Eye Doctor

A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to the man, "Sir, I believe you have a c...

Affluance

A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture. The car ...

Measure Intelligence

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...

Red Light Driving

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing r...

Unmarried In BMW

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?

A: Divorcee....

Lipstick Stains

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Cause she...

Souped Up Lincoln

This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down to New Orleans. Along the way h...

Poles Truck

Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass. A sign says, "Clearan...

Man Is Like An Automobile

Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the U-joints get...