Jokes tagged as Automotive

Cajun Pregnancy

Way down in Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. ...

A lawyer was driving his big BMW...

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW...

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when...

Driving home very drunk

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a sta...

Explaining his claim

A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighti...

Blonde paints the porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...

Mileage

A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, sh...

Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...

The Smashed Kitty!

Seems a guy was driving for hours through desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he...

The traffic ticket.

A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew ...

Bashing Blondes...part 3!

Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q...

Carpooling

For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our child...

Eye Doctor

A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to the man, "Sir, I believe you have a c...

A new car.

One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in.

"What are you doing, the ki...

Affluance

A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture. The car ...

Measure Intelligence

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...

Red Light Driving

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing r...

Unmarried In BMW

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?

A: Divorcee....

Lipstick Stains

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Cause she...

Souped Up Lincoln

This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down to New Orleans. Along the way h...