Jokes tagged as Automotive

Mileage

A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, sh...

Not a good comparison!

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who was a minister, if they coul...

Why me!?!

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same sp...

A new car.

One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in.

"What are you doing, the ki...

Measure Intelligence

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...

Man Is Like An Automobile

Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the U-joints get...

Blonde jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...

Car and train jokes

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and ...

Car and train jokes

A man walks into an auto parts store and says "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."

The man ...

Car and train jokes

A man is driving down the road for a long period of time.

During his travel, he sees a priest wi...

Car and train jokes

My dad is stupid.

He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car....

Car and train jokes

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian customer agent stops...

Car and train jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T.

Re...

Car and train jokes

On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got i...

Car and train jokes

My sister's a really bad driver.

What makes you say that?

Every time she goes out in the car...

Car and train jokes

A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up.

The man at the petrol station replies: Y...

Car and train jokes

Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, b...

Car and train jokes

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired....

Car and train jokes

What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?

An extra muffler....

Car and train jokes

What do you call a pretend railway?

A play station!...