Jokes tagged as Animals

Legion Camel #2

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...

Legion Camel #3

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...

Animals Q & A

Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either....

Bad Jokes

The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOS program. You probably haven...

The 2 moose hunters...

These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolpr...

Bees

What kind of bees make milk ? Boobies!...

Greenhorn In Alaska

A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he was a cheechako....

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

GROUND BEEF!...

The Dead Dog

There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24, which is very old fo...

A Mother Cow

What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?

"Decafinated"...

Turtle Crossing

Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the shell station....

Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy

To go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the question: Whether 'tis b...

Mice in a lightbulb?

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get ...

Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.

A: Because they travel in schools....

A bat joke.

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single bat STANDING upright underneat...

Camel betting

Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to the other one, "See that camel ove...

Banana jokes

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know.

Tom: Nothing. Bananas can'...

Aardvark jokes

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!...

Aardvark jokes

What do you call a pickled aardvark?

A jarredvark!...

Aardvark jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvar...