Jokes tagged as Animals

Difference between a cat and a dog...

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...

rabbits chased by wolf

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...

Do Elephants Ever Forget?

Q: Does an elephant ever forget?

A: Only if you loan him money....

Elephants and Cell-Phones

Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....

I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred

Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?

A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the ...

A blind man in a store

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...

Legion Camel #2

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...

Legion Camel #3

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...

Chucky goes to the movies

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulde...

Animals Q & A

Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either....

Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...

Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers. The chemist puts a pack o...

Bad Jokes

The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOS program. You probably haven...

A Woman's Experience With Children

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children th...

The 2 moose hunters...

These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolpr...

Puppies don't surf...

Why Dogs don't surf the web...

Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.

Too difficult to "...

Things I've Learned From My Cat

Make the world your playground. Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it...

Bad dog

Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!...

Halloween funnies for kids!

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off ...

Little Johnny's Goldfish!

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interest...

Even more facts of life...

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Th...