Jokes tagged as Animals

Legion Camel #2

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...

Legion Camel #3

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...

Animals Q & A

Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either....

Bees

What kind of bees make milk ? Boobies!...

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

GROUND BEEF!...

Turtle Crossing

Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the shell station....

Banana jokes

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know.

Tom: Nothing. Bananas can'...

Bird jokes

What language do birds speak?
Pigeon English!...

Bird jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !...

Bird jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !...

Bird jokes

What's the definition of a Parapet?

Pet parrot kept by parachutist!...

Bird jokes

Why do parrots carry umbrellas?

So they don't become polly-saturated!...

Bird jokes

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!...

Bird jokes

What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!...

Bird jokes

What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!...

Cat jokes

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?

A: Light mouse work....

Cat jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !...

Cat jokes

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?

A duck filled fatty puss!...

Cat jokes

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians!...

Cat jokes

What is another way to describe a cat ?

A heat seeking missile !...