Jokes tagged as Alcohol

Two friends were out drinking...

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...

Chanowski and his other Polak drinking buddy

Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . "See those guys over there? " Chan...

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt...

3 Shots of Whiskey

A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued...

A Wish Comes True

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their o...

BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you ano...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

An arm-less man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.

He ordered a drink an...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking f...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible....

Car and train jokes

Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The thr...

Cowboy jokes

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey....

Dirty jokes

Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of b...

Ethnic jokes

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavi...

Marriage jokes

A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,he suggested that they might h...

Marriage jokes

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wiv...

Men jokes

Men are like coolers.

Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere....

Religious jokes

A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and bo...

Hungry Snake

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any b...

How do you make a cat drink?

How do you make a cat drink?

1 cat
2 lemons, Vodka, Mix then serve...

Repetitiveness

After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom turn...