Jokes tagged as Alcohol

12 Shots

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The barte...

Great with Cheerios

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore....

A bet made at the local bar

A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in th...

Driving home very drunk

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a sta...

Will I live any longer?

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It w...

A poor little girl was begging in the street...

A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed by and the girl mumbled, "Please, sir, gi...

Two friends were out drinking...

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...

Chanowski and his other Polak drinking buddy

Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . "See those guys over there? " Chan...

A real calamity

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavi...

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt...

Who needs women

A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other sh...

Cheeseburger

A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".

The bartender says - "I...

Blondes and Beer In Hell

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes an...

SOTALLY TOBER

starkle starkle little twink who the hell you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluenc...

BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you ano...

Get Sober!

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your compl...

Kennedys, light bulbs

How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Four - one to hold the bulb, and three t...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

An arm-less man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.

He ordered a drink an...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and ...